Guuurl, where have you been?.
I mean, I love you and all, but you need a bath! Take this bar of soap, which has exfoliating ninjas like poppy seeds, shredded loofah, dried orange peel, ground walnut powder, and an invigorating Lemon and Lime scent, and wash that dirty little body of yours. Then we can hang out and eat pizza - pants are optional.
Ingredients: Water, olive oil, responsibly-sourced palm oil, coconut oil, sodium hydroxide, cocoa butter, rice bran oil, castor oil, beeswax, fragrance oil, shredded loofah, poppy seeds, dried orange peel, ground walnut powder, dried calendula petals.